Who's Playing My Seed? - Nokia - Lolcow Parody
by GoldenKing4
Lyrics: Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) Who's playin' my seed? Who's playin' my (The bourgeoisie?) Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) (whisper) Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) Who's playin' my seed? (Boo? Boo?) Who's playin' my seed? (Boo? Boo?) Who's playin' my seed? (Yeah, yeah) Who's playin' my seed? (MCSR, 2026) Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) (whisper) Who's playin' my seed? Is it Feinberg? (Who's playin' my seed) Infume? (Who's playin' my seed) Can't be my chud? (Who's playin' my seed) He's stuck Iron III? (Who's playin' my seed) Maybe piggies? (Who's playin' my seed) It's the bourgeoisie! (Who's playin' my seed) Where the Bastion? (Where the Treasure Bastion?) ((Who's playin' my seed)) Send the x,y,z (Where the Treasure Bastion?) ((Who's playin' my seed)) The way you're playing right now, you gotta get these piggies in the ludwig hole If your looting chests lolcow, you need to tell yourself, "to go mine that gold, " but you say Hogs chasin' me, yeah, what? Stop chasin' me I could light you up, so easily I keep dying every run, cause of these piggies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ These piggies, they might be a part of the bourgeoisie They gave you bad seeds, why can't you see They got members north of diamond III They got snipers south of rank gold I They got the run in their sights, please don't be dumb You gotta lock in now 'til the morning come You want a new PB? Then make a run Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) Who's playin' my seed? (The bourgeoisie?) Who's playin' my seed? (Boo? Boo?) Who's playin' my seed? (Boo? Boo?) Who's playin' my seed? (Boo? Boo?) Who's playin' my- (ayy) Is it Feinberg? (Who's playin' my seed) Infume? (Who's playin' my seed) Can't be my chud? (Who's playin' my seed) He's stuck Iron III? (Who's playin' my seed) Maybe piggies? (Who's playin' my seed) It's the bourgeoisie! (Who's playin' my seed) Where the Bastion? (Where the Treasure Bastion?) ((Who's playin' my seed)) Send the x,y,z (Where the Treasure Bastion?) ((Who's playin' my seed)) Ender pearl Ender pearl Ender pearl Ender pearl Let me see you do your hang, let me see you swirl TP to the Fortress in your own world Make a switch to the plan, you got no pearls (you got no pearls), yeah Is that your PB? What's your End portal time, can you show me? When you craft you, do it slowly Hit the nether floor, canonically, leapin luddy Ender pearl Let me see you do your hang, let me see you swirl TP to the Fortress in your own world Make a switch to the plan, you got no pearls (you got no pearls), yeah Is that your PB? What's your End portal time, can you show me? When you craft you, do it slowly Hit the nether floor, canonically, leapin luddy Ayy, the stream just came on? Is it just me and you, my chud? I don't mean to spam om though I see you die in obscene ways, my chud And you're just like me, if it's true, my chud, ayy I can see you threw, my chud, ayy I see your pace shrunk, my chud, ayy You got some gas in the tank, my chud, damn I saw the stream just came on? Is it really just me, my lud? These streams got me in my feels I'm laying down here, praying to go to sleep my lud? Uh You're so close, almost free, my lud A couple more runs I'm telling thee, my lud You got songs, picks, beds, and chests How hard can this match really be, my lud, ayy Ender pearl Let me see you do your hang, let me see you swirl TP to the Fortress in your own world Make a switch to the plan, you got no pearls (you got no pearls), yeah Is that your PB? What's your End portal time, can you show me? When you craft you, do it slowly Hit the nether floor, canonically, leapin luddy Ender Pearl Let me see you do your hang, let me see you swirl TP to the Fortress in your own world Make a switch to the plan, you got no pearls (you got no pearls), yeah Is that your PB? What's your End portal time, can you show me? When you craft you, do it slowly Hit the nether floor, canonically, leapin luddy