Seven Piglin Army
by moreBalt
Produced by @calebmicklus Lyrics: He’s gonna mine the gold A seven piglin army couldn’t hold him back He’s gonna break the mold Gettin 10 pbs all back to back But he’s talking to his chat all night Because he’s real upset Playing this fort so bad It’s like a clarinet And a message comin from the chat Says “L Lolcow” Don’t wanna start a forfeit One game from gold, the pressure’s starting to swell On such low health he might quit Run’s so bleak he’s saying may as well But then his opp’s a lolcow too because They’re asking “wanna draw?” Lightning right before his eyes As he responds “naw” And feeling comin from his bones Saying “finish the run” He’s in the stronghold now So fast it might be the smoking gun Breaking the speed of sound Like an elderly alt of Silverruns And he’s waitin and he’s waitin and he’s waitin Right before the perch All the elo’s gonna go to him Feinberg’s in the lurch And the gold rank above his name Tells him “you have won”