Why You're still in Iron (Ludwig MCSR Parody)
by Clock
Parody of Dumb Ways to Die: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw Did you jump off of a ledge Or forget to use fire res threw an ender pearl, that didn't hang Get the wrong coordinates on ninja brain Why youre in iron And this is why youre in iron Why youre in i-i-iron And this is why youre in iron never set your spawn Or did you blind with no blaze rods Tried to bridge with random blocks Now the dragons breath has knocked you off Why youre in iron And this is why youre in iron Why youre in i-i-iron And this is why youre in iron In the bastion with zero gold got too cocky with some withered folk In the air with no hope left Should you pearl, boat, clutch, or just ff Why youre in iron And this is why youre in iron Why youre in i-i-iron And this is why youre in iron Take bad advice from Feinberg missed your only shot at the perch You thought your pace was A okay "Hey chat, I saw a speedrunner do this thing the other day" Why youre in iron And this is why youre in iron Why youre in i-i-iron And this is why youre in iron GG's in the chat you know youre beaten Hit a piglin for straight up no reason tried to bed the blaze spawner and blew up threw too many pearls now you dont got enough eyes Drop your pick straight into lava They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly Why youre still in iron Why youre still in iron Why youre still in i-i-iron And this is why And this is why youre in Iron