Bad Ender Pearl - "American Girl" Minecraft Parody
by Lildrybowser
LYRICS: This one goes out to a special lolcow Well, he just threw a bad ender pearl Fell into a lava pit He couldn’t help thinkin’ that there Wasn’t any more time At sub-12 After all, he had to reset world Probably derank to Coal 2 Yeah, and if he had to win, trying he Screaming Leeroy Jenkins Placing down some obiiiiii Oh yeah, netherite Take it easy lolcow Go and mine all night (go and mine all night) He threw a bad ender pearl Well, it was kind of tough that night He got sniped by some guys on stream Yeah, matched up with feinberghairline ‘Boutta turn 31 Like gramps playing little league And for one desperate moment there He got stuck while navigating God it’s so shameful Looking ‘round a stronghold And portal room nowhere to be seen Oh yeah, netherite Take it easy lolcow Go and mine all night He threw a bad ender pearl Chud, chud, chud You’re a big fat chud Chud, chud, chud You’re a big fat chud Chud, chud, chud You’re a big fat chud Chud, chud, chud You’re a big fat chud I’m totally shredding right now