LOLCOW - an MCSR parody of BIRDBRAIN by Jamie Paige (and OK Glass)
by Azura
for @ludwig's next MCSR stream lyrics by me, @screchie (from ludwig's offline chat), and @starberrysarah (extra ideas while on call) vocals by me (with clips sampled from ludwig) BIRDBRAIN by @JamiePaigeIRL and @dictionaryattack (OK Glass) Lyrics: So– fuck! This speedrun, before it’s even done Never ranking up – climbing from coal 1 This chud, stumbling in the run Number one in subs, I’d already won It hurts this ex- Gaymer of the Year But climbing to diamond in League was so 2025 So on Minecraft ranked, I queue and go live It’s finally time to hit gold, I Can’t stop dying, I’m almost crying I just keep on trying, ‘til the stronghold I found the bastion, but gold I’m lacking I wish that I was g-g-g-g-g-g–gold- But my fortress luck is falling off These blaze rod drop rates are rarer than this run’s chance of popping off Leaping luddy let the lava drop A lolcow, Feinberg, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot Hit me with the fire res, pearl into the fortress (Chud!) Ain’t no feather falling IV from trades for me (Fat Chud…) These hatewatchers just don’t know when to stop A lolcow, Feinberg, I don’t think this run is popping off Couri, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot Silverr, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot! So– shit Fuck Feinberg, and the bourgeoisie I can’t leave Iron III, ‘ cause of stupid seeds This chud, reset another run Ten-time dying to fall damage or one small flub (So when I’m Gold, I won’t cry) ‘Cause even if it’s been a while I’m just that guy Don’t stay ‘cause I’ve been streaming for 12 hours anyway They think I’ll forfeit, but I’m not like this So keep on watching, I won’t back down I’ll be the hero, even with no zero So I wanna see you tw-twitch prime? And my fortress luck is falling off These blaze rod drop rates are rarer than this run’s chance of popping off Leaping luddy let the lava drop A lolcow, Feinberg, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot Hit me with the fire res, die somehow regardless (Chud!) Barely blaze bedded the bogus bullshit spawn (Long con!) These hatewatchers just don’t know when to stop A lolcow, Feinberg, I don’t think this run is popping off Fulham, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot Can you tell me if you think that I should pot? Infume, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot! (Why did I just do tha–?) As I rise through the ranks… My opponents forfeit every single game Is it really true? That a chud like me could ever be gold, too? Did I get enough trades? Will my run die to another stupid blaze? When it’s time to go blind Will the eye align and get me to the stronghold in time? (Oh god!) (Oh, my speedbridge!) [dialga scream] So my fortress luck is falling off These blaze rod drop rates are rarer than this run’s chance of popping off An ender dragon dying doomer lol- A lolcow, Rekrap, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot Hit me with the fire res, checking all the village chests (Chud!) Hax - Hackingnoisess – winning back to back, so peak (What a freak) These hatewatchers just don’t know when to stop A lolcow, Lowkey, I don’t think this run is popping off Doogile, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot Mongey, tell me if you think that I should pot Skycrab, I don’t know when I’m supposed to pot Feinberg- fuck