JUST A LOLCOW - Mr. Brightside MSCR Parody
by B8zer
Extremely low budget production. Lyrics: Coming out of my rank And I’ve been playing like Fein Gotta gotta hit gold Before I end the stream We started off in coal 3 I think that this game hates me I was only coal 3 Yeah only coal 3 Now I’m in the nether And I’m bridging real bad Pushing to the bastion Them piglins getting mad Now I’m getting their gold And I’m starting my route I’m a 30 year old But I’m playing mine Craft now And I’m fucking ass now But at least My fastest run is sub 16 Fuck you Infoomi Yo I’m Lud 30 year old speed runner chud Playing Minecraft games right now In the fortress don’t know how To get myself a blaze rod Kinda thinking that I should Shut this fucking shit game down Cause I’m just a lolcow Coming out of my rank Half my chat wants to watch Fein Gotta gotta figure Out object permanence Blinding into the sea Still think that this game hates me Cause I need to find sheep Yeah I need to find sheep Jumping in the ocean Trying to pick up my eyes How the fuck did I get A 2000 block blind Now I’m hit by stone swords And I’m eating my bread Risky pearling to cords I want to win mine Craft now But I’m fucking ass now Still I know No iron 3 is as good as me I hate Infoomi In the nav Opponent’s somehow hauling ass Both going in the end now Shooting all the crystals down He gets take aim way too fast There’s no way he’s doing that He hit a zero somehow Guess I’m just a lolcow God I hate Streamsnipers Fuck all you Streamsnipers