Devilish Chud (Phantom Siita ludwig parody)
by vorp
Devilish Chud (cover of Devilish Girl by Phantom Siita) [intro] you are such a lolcow why can’t you just win the defeat, it wipes off your grin in the village, kill the golem make sure you are bold or you won’t mine that gold don’t give up til you reach that golden rank, chudwig [verse 1] when you take fi-re damage please just eat, you big chud why are you taking so long, you’ll die before gold; i can’t wait that long, lud i can feel fire burning through the screen: don’t forget fi-re res MCSR: it's a tough world; you were last and you will not last come on, now go fast be more careful when you’re in lava; don’t throw pearls away chat’s laughing, you’re raging… raging…. the piglins hate you, no trades for you, you are so unlucky.. back to coal for you [chorus] hey you are such a lolcow why can’t you just win the defeat, it wipes off your grin in the bastion, do make sure you have all your shit on or you will have to run don’t give up til you reach that golden rank, chudwig [verse 2] when you health reset, don’t stand on soul sand, don’t be dumb focus on winning the game, pay no mind to chat, just listen to this song as i watch, elo going up and down, i am getting so bored MCSR: fuck netherite bourgeoise, fuck oliver don’t let feinburg, laugh [chorus] hey you are such a lolcow why can’t you just win the defeat, it wipes off your grin in the fortress, kill the blazes, do make sure to grind or you won’t go and blind don’t give up til you reach that golden rank, chudwig [bridge] you are just a lolcow, you will never win coal rank for life, fall into the lava, place that fence maybe you have a chance you must keep playing, go take that win now don’t give up lolcow [chorus] hey you are such a lolcow why can’t you just win the defeat, it wipes off your grin in the e-nd, fight until you hit the one cycle or it will be so dull don’t give up til you reach that golden rank, ludwig