Lolcow, You Should've Aimed Lower
by Will's White Room
Looking at the phone I see the pain one man’s train to climb the ranking Behind the slanted eyes he hides a rage A major crash out lies in waiting Maybe he’s too old To play games made for 12 year olds But tonight gold’s on his mind So… He’ll never slow Fat lolcow and hungry for a dub Dubbin has no way to feed it What rank are you tonight? Chud, ya know how hard this seed is Too new to hit gold And too old to have such a shit ego Sometimes a man gets driven insane By a stream sniping, rage baiting chat Driving him mad far past a spite fueled success Sometimes a man makes mistakes and finds he Can’t take the stress But we’ll wait for you, lud we’ll return As long as soul sand blue fire does burn Oh, will you ever learn? Oh-oh, lolcow, you should've aimed lower 'Cause it's not too late Lonely is the fool who makes his trades With only three or four piglins Seething in the corner the angry swordsman About to test your patience Open a chest Soon you will wish that you hunger reset Should’ve aimed lower While Feinberg hatewatches over your shoulder Should’ve aimed lower All the bits and the twitch primes So you don’t have to play with FSLVR Should’ve aimed lower Age Thirty-five now only known as a minecrafter Should’ve aimed lower Lud its clear that you’ll be chasing (trading) gold forever Oh, but maybe you’re just too dumb To keep good runs from going wrong Oh-oh-oh, lolcow You should've aimed lower, yeah, yes Yes, I feel you’re dumb to reach the goals Like a piglin you just keep on chasing gold Too fat, dumb, inbred to eat when your health is so low Beat lolcow, you should’ve aimed lower Oh, lud, we’ve been waiting for you Lol, lol, lolcow Lolcow, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lolcow! Lolcow, you should’ve aimed lower 'Cause it's not too late