No Bastion Routes - lolcow tunes
by Adesh
Lyrics: First things first rest in peace my pb GG, you the best run that I ever threw I fix one segment ,PB in a run or two Prophecies that I made way back in the queue Now killled, Listen even back when we was coal my chud ill ConnorEatsPants would have beatin Hax Style Talk to a runner One time for my LOLCOW sisters One time for my LOLCOW bros Feinberg can't tell the reference One time for a ludbud who knows Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch No bastion routes and I'm here right now No routes to speak of Searchin' through the discord, the discord I couldn't find one Last night I was gettin' my rank up Running fast as shit, not pb, but I swear to God This runāll make you cancel plans and tell the world āIām goodā āSorry, Iām not logging off, Iāma grind for goodā Then mute the phone up, and proceed to farm the wood I crafted fast like Silverrrruns in the Nether hood Yeah, i got pride ābout it Chat think I'm chud and I gain 'cause I can use ninjabrain I got defensive and said "Nah, I was the same without it" But then I thought back, back to a slower me Before I was an Iron 3 celebrity āFore I started callinā chuds āchudsā so heavily Back when you could get a PB with no perfect RNG You wasnāt sweatinā me One time for my LOLCOW sisters One time for my LOLCOW bros Feinberg can't tell the reference One time for a ludbud who knows Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch I want a real run, close-fort ideal run That twenty-obi flint-and-steel run That leave the eyes after blind run And you aināt gotta wonder if the strongholdās where you dig run I donāt want no seed with zero food to grab Outta blocks gotta make a slab Cant find stronghold in 5 or 6 throws I dont practice and it shows yeah, you know how it go Shit blaze count, the fortress went bad Late bed place, now the cycle look sad gotta run a scheme, Turning off stream but before I leave Ima run another AD Yeah, you know how it go One time for my LOLCOW sisters One time for my LOLCOW bros Feinberg can't tell the reference One time for a ludbud who knows Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch There's an old saying on Twitch - I know it's on Youtube- probably on twitch that says forfeit once, shame on - shame on you. forfeit, you can't forfeit again Forfeit one time shame on you Forfeit twice, can't put the blame on you Forfeit three times, fuck the peace signs Load the crossbow, let it rain on you (Bop, bop, bop) Forfeit one time shame on you Forfeit twice, can't put the blame on you Forfeit three times, fuck the peace signs Load the crossbow, let it rain on you (Bop, bop, bop) My only regret is too old for drag clicks My only regret is too old for zero-cycle tricks Now all I'm left with is hating ass netherite pros Backseatin ever move like they running the show My only regret , its late but still queue My only regret, jumped into the lava - kangaroo Now all I'm left with is wood and its minute ten what am i doing competin with the new gen Heās dogshit with the pearls (Heās dogshit, Heās dogshit) Heās dogshit with the pearls (Heās dogshit, Heās dogshit) Heās dogshit with the pearls (Heās dogshit, Heās dogshit) Heās dogshit with the pearls (Heās dogshit, Heās dogshit) Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Don't pearl there Lolcow canāt block clutch Ludwig Parody - J Cole - No Role Modelz