Seven Bastion Deaths (Ludwig Seven Nation Army Parody)
by CpChaos
Seven Bastion Deaths (Ludwig Seven Nation Army Parody) [Verse 1] I'm gonna win this match A seventh bastion death couldn't hold me back They're gonna Ludwig it Takin' their time already in the end And I'm pearling to the fort right now because I can't forfeit Throw my eyes, what's the time, the stronghold, where is it? And a message comin' from the Chat says they 'freed the End' [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] Don't wanna hear about them Every single Bastion's got a route you should learn Everyone knows about them From the Noobs in Coal One to the Bourgeoisie But I will make one of my very own, I call it mogul hole And there I die like seven times, they call me Chud and it's true And when Feinberg's watchin' all my fails, I say "Find a Job" [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I'm goin' to MSCR Far from Gold One I'll be forevermore I'm using Murphy's Law Make the worst splits, I've been here before And I'm resettin', I'm resettin', I'm resettin' Right before a Crashout All the Elo is gonna bleed from me and I won't queue no more But the Primes comin' from my Chat tell me, "One more Game"