Viral Song - Tobuscus (Ludwig MCSR Parody)
by Coolbroguy46
Look at little Lud Lud trying to get Gold One. He looks a little lost, guess I could help him along. What you got Lolcow? Ah, my door! Never mind that Lud, I've come to help. You won't regret it. Just look up a bastion route and follow the tutorial. Pick a runner people talk about on social media. Don't throw out the eyes of ender or your run will be forfeited. Also make a safety bed. Something that is very useful. Beds, beds, angry piglins, Feinberg blazes, slow slow perches. Housing bastion, dog shit pearl trades, shipwrecks, portals, more slow perches. Hang a lot of pearls in the fort, Careful to anticipate it. Don’t forget to pre craft. It helps if you overlap it. What do you mean, "overlap it"? Uh, what do you mean, what do I mean? You said, "Overlap it!" What do you mean by that? No no, I don't think I said that at all.. Yeah, I think you definitely said that! No, I think I'd remember if I had said that. For sure. Definitely. Well, what'd you say? Well, I think it was probably something along the lines of.. Uh. Beds, beds, angry piglins, Feinberg blazes, slow slow perches. Housing bastion, dog shit pearl trades, shipwrecks, portals, more slow perches. Hang a lot of pearls in the fort, Careful to anticipate it. Say something educational, So chatters spam the minion emote. Did you know that blaze rods come from a blaze? What?! D-d-d-did you know that blaze rods from a blaze? How?! B b b blaze rods, blaze rods , b b b blaze. What?! D-d-d-did you know that? No. Did you know that blaze rods come from a blaze? What?! D-d-d-did you know that blaze rods come from a blaze? How?! Ha! Blaze rods, blaze rods , b b b blaze. What?! D-d-d-did you know that? I said, "No!" I said, "No." No. It's OK Lud, nobody blames you. Most people don't know the truth about the blaze rod. But now you do. So, next time you go to the podcast have everybody gather 'round and tell them what this good parody has taught you. Tell 'em! Did you know that blaze rods come from a blaze? That's right. D-d-d-did you know that blaze rods come from a blaze? B b b blaze rods, blaze rods, B b b blaze. D-d-d-did you know that? No! Sing it! Blaze rods, blaze rods come from a blaze! Again! Blaze rods, blaze rods come from a blaze! Louder! Blaze rods, blaze rods come from a blaze! D-d-d-did you know that? No!