Bad Chuddy (LUDWIG MCSR PARODY)
by Schmeathan
Noteblock song: "Bad Apple!! [FULL VERSION]" by BuilderAltWCF1 Lyrics: Match after match I continue speedrunning With nothing but my helm In a lobby full of stream snipers 'Til slowly I drop down and my rank starts crumbling And suddenly I see that I can't Climb up, I'm Stuck in iron three with these garbage, ranked, seeds With nothing but my chat and a few twitch primes for me. To tell me I'm a chud and a LOLCOW! The ragebait is enveloping my mind 'Til I can't climb up, and Maybe it's a dream, maybe gold is just too hard But it wouldn't mean a thing if I didn't have a chance So I'm tired of the hate-watching, the bourgeoisie on me I just wish I could PB and get some good seed RNG You could tell me how to win, you could tell me where to go But I doubt that I could do it, cause my brain is too hallow If I do another stream, there'll be no more turning back Because everybody's thinking that I'll leap towards my death Will gold one ever come? Will I queue another stream? Will there ever be a time, for my MCSR dream? Am I tilting? Am I mad? Should I stay or should I draw? I've forgotten how to play, did I ever even know? Should I take another bed? I've done everything I can All the chatters that I see, they will never understand If I find a way to change, if I just lock in tonight Then I'll never be the LOLCOW chud of MCSR Match after match I continue cycling With nothing but my beds And my bridge of slabs and fences 'Til slowly I Ludwig, and my god run is vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't Climb up, I'm Stuck in iron three with these garbage, ranked, seeds With Oliver and Logs, watching, taunting me on stream. To tell me I'm a chud and a LOLCOW! The ragebait is enveloping my mind 'Til I can't climb up, and Maybe it's a dream, maybe gold is just too hard But it wouldn't mean a thing if I didn't have a chance So I'm tired of the hate-watching, the bourgeoisie on me I just wish I could PB and get some good seed RNG You could tell me how to route, you could tell me where to trade But I doubt that I could do it, cause these pigs are way too strong If I do another stream, there'll be no more turning back Because everybody's thinking that I'll leap towards my death If I throw another pearl, if I hang it one more time Then it all would fall apart, I would die with two hearts If I lock in one more time, if I PB one more time Will there ever be a way or will I drop to coal one? Can you tell me why you're here? Is it just to see me die? I've forgotten how to play, I've forgotten if I could If I queue another game, there'll be no more going back 'Cause I'll throw it all away, and it would all fade to coal Better hit gold chuddy wuddy!