From the Start (ludwig parody)
by itsMaraschino
Lyrics: Such a Lol cow I forgot my obby what do I do now? I swear this is just a hobby I won't ever look at chat again I don't need reminders of how to survive bastions Oh, the burning pain Fell into the lava now I'm losing rank Pushed in by a hoglin, i'm cooked Oh, how I wish I could win one game Sub to me, and use your prime, at least i'll still get paid Now I'm on pace to make a new pb but i need fire resistance potions fast And i'm a lolcow noob, but chuds can get gold too with help and massive strokes of luck ch-ch-ch- chud chu-hu-hu-hudwig chudwig, chudwig chu-hu-hu-hu-hudwig chudwig, chu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-uh-uh-uh-hudwig chudwig, chudwig What's a chud to do? Looking for the fortress, staring at f3 Honestly i don't know how this Chart thing works but maybe I'll get lucky Have to raid this bastion chest I'm still in iron 3 Now i'm on pace to hit a new pb and I just threw my string away again I'm still a lolcow noob, but chuds can reach gold too They just need luck and finebergs help I'm just a lolcow I'm still not gold how? I missed another 3 block jump