Chudwig Anders Ahgren (a Ludwig x Hamilton lolcow parody)

by PlebButter

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Say hi to the awful combo of me seeing Hamilton last month + Ludwig being ass. Jokes aside, im proud of keeping most the original rhymes intact Lyrics: How does a dumbass, lolcow, grandson of two French Cousins, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in a minecraft forest by providence, no tools, no food, in squalor, Spawn in and set a 15 minute PR? The Iron 3 speedrunner without a father Got a lot farther by working a lot harder By being a lot faster, by being a fast crafter By 14, he placed his final bed up on the altar And every day while chat was farming clips and sending them Away, under the waves, he struggled to build a portal Inside, he was longing for the gold rank he’d be proud of The brother was ready to steal gold for Piglin barters Then an emerald smurf came, and devastation reigned Our man saw his elo drip, dripping down the drain Almost uninstalled MCSR, then opened it again And he played another game, a testament to his pain Well, the word got around, chat said “this guy sucks straight ass, man” Ragebaited him to the point that half of them got chat banned “Build a nether portal and don’t throw those eyes away, and Your chat might finally stop the flame, what’s your name, man?” Ludwig Anders Ahgren My name is Ludwig Anders Ahgren And there’s a million runs I haven’t won But just you wait, just you wait When he first played his routes were shit, couldn’t bridge, mocked by Fein Two weeks later, see Luddy and his chat watching guides The run’s dead, an entire hour spent on just one game And Ludwig’s best efforts to reach gold were in vain Fell one block too high, and he had to reset and retry Left him in the depths of coal and iron, almost ‘bout to cry His chat saying, “Ludwig, you gotta climb up to gold” But he was just too old and always sold right before the stronghold There would’ve been no more runs to do For someone less resolute He would’ve been hardstuck in Coal-low Without a single win to show For all his effort, his time wasted on this ranked climb Tradin’ gold for ender pearls and other things he cannot find Fortress found, every blaze rod he can get his hands on Plannin’ for the dragon, see him now as he stands on The edge of a portal leading straight to the End And maybe he’ll finally win a ranked game In the End he finally won a ranked game (just you wait!) In the End he finally won a ranked game (just you wait!) In the End he finally won a ranked game In the End (the End) Just you wait! Ludwig Anders Ahgren (Ludwig Anders Ahgren) We are waiting in the stream for you (waiting in the stream for you) You could never back down, you finally improved your time! Oh, Ludwig Anders Ahgren (Ludwig Anders Ahgren) When your audience watches you Will they just continue to flame? Or will they admit you won this game, oh Minecraft will never be the same, oh The shipwreck’s being looted now See if you can spot him (just you wait) Another speedrunner Comin’ up from the bottom (just you wait) Feinberg would laugh at every fail All of his fans would doubt him We all watched him Me? I ragebait him Me? I laughed at him Me? I clipped him And me? I’m the damn fool that bet on him There’s a million runs I haven’t won But just you wait! What’s your name, man? Ludwig Anders Ahgren!