Be Fast, Drop Rates, Hail Blazes
by Depalodor
Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan MCSR parody by ME Lyrics: I showed up to ranked with hope in my stomach The teacher was rocking a really bad hairline And a grimace that told me I’d never reach diamond That the stronghold and dragon would send me to coal Some kid down in iron, between the games starting Shared with me how he made really good elo The advice that he gave me was written on paper Passed between him and another top player Six simple words Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes Couriway asked me how I had reached gold yet I turned it around from a dunce to a genius He wondered if I had been bribing the admins Or copying routes from Skycrab and v_strid I told him that I had reached gold in my own way With Blazebeds and spawns and the boys in elo hell Ahead of my peers and I’m writing a guideline It’ll be the best one that you ever did read and it’s Six simple words Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes The nether fort is full of luck Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes The Coals and Irons gathered in a circle PB’s 15:06, and I’ve had a good run My student, he hovers around to my bedside He asks if I have any words of advice for him And I do, “Listen in closely” Come on in close, I’ll speak it softly” Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes The nether fort is full of luck Be fast, drop rates, and hail, hail Blazes