Ludsputin - MCSR Ranked Parody of Boney M. - Rasputin
by Moshu Kyoi
Lyrics [Intro] Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig [Verse 1] There lived a certain chud in coal one long ago He threw games back and forth, with a very low elo The twitch chat looks at him with OMs and question marks But to Netherites, he was such a content farm He could grind the ranked games like a grinder Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of streamer Clippers would desire [Chorus] Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, MCSR Ranked LOLCOW There was a match where he got steamrolled Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, Minecraft's greatest content now It was a shame how he never got gooooooooold [Interlude] LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow [Verse 2] He ruled the iron lands and never mind the fall But his bastion routes, he would run around and crawl In all affairs of ranked, he was the man to watch But he was real great when Feinberg helped him clutch For Netherites, he's far away from their time Though they heard the sub 16 he'd done They believed he was close with every climb Almost here to gold one [Chorus] Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, MCSR Ranked LOLCOW There was a match where he got steamrolled Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, Minecraft's greatest content now It was a shame how he never got gooooooooooooooold [Bridge] But when his pathing and winning and his constant one cycles Became known to more and more chatters The attempts to reach gold one became harder for Ludwig with the stream snipers arrivals [Interlude] Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig, Ludwig LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow, LOLcow [Verse 3] "This man's not getting Gold, such heinous blasphemy" And the Twitch Chat cheered, "Keep his a** in Iron 3" No doubt Ludwig's gameplay had lots of hidden charms Though he was a meme, Twitch chat fell into his arms Then one night, he was one match from gold one Just need one more win to rank The stream snipers prepared to queue with passion Just so he could plank [Chorus] Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, MCSR Ranked LOLCOW He filled the portal in the stronghold Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, Minecraft's greatest content now He was a one cycle away from the gooooooooooold Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, MCSR Ranked LOLCOW The sniper entered and zero cycled Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludwig, Minecraft's greatest content now And so he lost and Twitch Chat reveled [Outro] Oh, those snipers But one day you'll make it to gold one Ludwig