F**k You Oliver - Wii Rainbow Road Cover (MCSR Ranked Parody)
by LolcowVEVO
[Verse 1] Hello Oliver let present myself I was just coal 3 and I keep getting seeds, that make me not want to keep living I just spawned in a stables bastion with no golden armor or any distraction for pigs, so I just fucking fell into my death one more time [Bridge] Oliver Just let me play a normal seed [Chorus] Hell, can't I get a piece of bread Just don't make me eat rotten flesh, for the whole game I'm just a humble iron 3 tryna get to gold So please just give me one more fireres, I just ask for some kindness I don't want to, fall in lava and have to start all over again, fuck you Oliver [Solo voiceover] (like, did there have to be 26 iron nuggets in the ruin portal chest? just make 27 dude, I want an iron pickaxe! I don't know where the fuck the chests are in this bastion, I don't even know where I am in the bastion, I'm just iron 3!) (And why the fuck is my stronghold chopped, I'm here to kill the dragon not to go fucking mining dude. I know you're doing this, just admit man) [Bridge] Oliver (We all know this is your fault) Oliver Just let me play a normal seed [Chorus 2] Please, why is there no fucking trees in this desert village seed how am I supposed to know where the crafting table is? This ravi-ine doesn't have an L shape I guess that's an L for me Oliver, seriously fuck you man just let me play a normal seed [Re-Chorus] Hell, can't I get a piece of bread Just don't make me eat rotten flesh, for the whole game I'm just a humble iron 3 tryna get to gold so please just give me one more fireres, I just ask for some kindness I don't want to, fall in lava and have to start all over again, fuck you Oliver