"To Netherite" - A "The Other Side" Ludwig Minecraft Parody
by LobsterBisque911
A Ludwig MCSR Ranked Parody of "The Other Side" from The Greatest Showman Original song: https://youtu.be/Wk008ADh4iY?si=j-WQ_W7QZoNv6JIF Lyrics: Feinberg: Right here, right now I put the offer out I don't wanna spam in chat, I know you see it You learn from me And I can cut you free Out of the chuddery and lols you’re baiting So trade that rank of coal for something colorful And if you’re lazy don’t be fucking lazy You can play it terrible, always so clippable Or you can play the seed like meeeeee Don't you wanna take a break from the same old deaths on your display 'Cause I got what you need, so even though you’re short of height It'll take you straight to Netherite 'Cause you can do like you do Or you can do like me Stuck iron 3, till you’ll finally use hotkeys Oh, damn, suddenly you're half alright It'll take you straight to Netherite Ludwig: Okay, my friend, you want to help me win Well, I hate to tell you, but it just won't happen So thanks, but no I think I'm good to go 'Cause I think I’ve got the skill you say I'm lacking Now I admire you, and your whole bougie crew You're onto something, really it's something But I started in coal 1, and we don't practice bastion runs I'll have to leave that up to youuuuu Don't you know that I'm okay with my sub sixteen the other day 'Cause I’ll never compare to your pushed back hairline in height I don't need to be in Netherite So go and do like you do I'm good to do like me I’m hitting Gold, and I won’t even need hotkeys Oh, damn, what the fuck’s an endermite I don't need to be in Netherite Feinberg: Now is this really how you like to spend your streams? Misclicks and misery, and ragebait and memes Ludwig: If I took lessons from you, I’d never live with myself, Disgraced and disowned, a sad and chuddy lolcow Feinberg: But you would finally live a little, finally craft a little Just let me give you the freedom to dream And it'll speed you up, the tools you’re making Make your fails not so heartbreaking Now that's a deal that seems worth taking But I guess I'll leave that up to you Ludwig: Well, it's intriguing, but you always get me raging So what’s the average kind of time that I’d be making? Feinberg: Well, fair enough, I do hatewatch for the reaction I'd say sub twenty, we could shake and make it happen Ludwig: I wasn't born this morning, sub six would be just fine Feinberg: You fucking suck, who am I, Jesus Christ on demon time? Fifteen! Ludwig: I'd do eight. Feinberg: Twelve! Ludwig: Maybe nine. Feinberg: Ten! Both: Don't you wanna find a way to cut down all the time you’re gonna save 'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and play all night Straight to Netherite So if you do like I do So if you do like me We’re ranking up, 'cause we know how to use hotkeys Oh, damn, suddenly you’re half alright We're going straight to Netherite So if you do like I do (Straight to Netherite) So if you do like me (Straight to Netherite) 'Cause if we do we're going straight to Netherite We're going straight to Netherite