I Hatewatch When You Play Ranked (Parody of "I Hate to See Your Heart Break")
by Mychilli1818
Lyrics: There is not a single word in the whole world That could describe the hurt The wood pickaxe just swinging back and forth And mining through the iron walls surrounding Lud How were you to know? Oh, how were you to know? And I, I hatewatch when you play ranked I love to see you fall into the void and die But I've been there before And I, I hatewatch when you play ranked I love to see you miss a pearl and fall back down But I've been there before Chud, they call you all the time The lolcow who can’t climb Your elo starts to slide Expecting perfect chosen redlime seeds You got an easy fifteen min pb How were you to know? Oh, how were you to know? And I, I hatewatch when you play ranked I love to see you lose your mind and break your mouse But I've been there before And I, I hatewatch when you play ranked I love when Feinberg laughs at every move you make But I've been there before For those in coal where you came from For all the gold that is to come For all the matches you have thrown today Just let the death reset your big ego Oh, how were you to know? Oh, how were you to know? And I, I hatewatch when you play ranked I love to see you walk into a lava pool But I've been there before And I, I hatewatch when you play ranked I love to see you in the swamp of iron three But I've been there before