Just 900 elo points (a 99 Luftballons lolcow parody)
by abcdefgh
99 Luftballons Parody song Are you even locking in? 'Cause you've still got a lot to learn. But just 900 elo points and then gold 1 rank you could earn. Think back to games where you were close but were a Chud and somehow threw But just 900 elo points and gold 1 rank will come to you Just 900 elo points Less than halfway to netherite You're stuck in iron mines I know and still have a long ways to go At least your one cycle's now clean But will you learn to use F3? Improve your mechs and then you might Get to 900 elo points Just 900 elo points And then gold 1 rank you will join Can you stop fucking around and not rely on Ludwig routes The bourguoisies are watching you Love em or you can hate em too But maybe if you heed their words You'll get 900 elo points Just 900 elo points then you'll at least have some defense When you're called a big fat lolcow At least not Coal I anyhow Your play has set off some alarms Smoking guns? no, just your arms. Now hovering around your goal You need just 900 elo points Just 900 elo points You're getting close but not quite gold Your elo has improved four-fold But hurry 'cause you're getting old The emerald dream is far away No zero cycle, nor anchors even But new pb with perfect play? Maybe if you stop your tweakin' #ludwig #ludwigahgren #mcsr #lolcow #parody