Stressed Out Parody - LOLCOW (for ludwig)
by Nodnarb
Lyrics: I wish I had some better rounds but oliver's a nerd I wish I had a better pickaxe and a looting sword I wish I found a fort and a blaze spawner too I wish I didn't have to time all my blinding splits I was told when I get gold that all my fears will shrink But for now I'm insecure and I care what people think My name's Ludwig and I care what you think My name's Ludwig and I care what you think Wish we could turn back time to the Coal 1 days When Slenderman sang us to sleep but now we're Lolcow We're Lolcow Sometimes a certain nav will take me back to when I was coal How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from? I'd make an emerald out of it if i ever found it try to tell it, never sell out of it I'd probably only sell 1 It'd be to Slime - cause we have the same goals, same clothes, homegrown, a stone's throw from the creek Brezlyn used to roam But it would remind us of when nothing really mattered Out of DK route and Mogul Hole we all would take the latter My name's Ludwig and I care what you think My name's Ludwig and I care what you think Used to play pretend like I was bad at the game Now I'm getting PB pace and I'm bathing in the fame Used to dream of Netherite, but now they're laughing in our face saying "The lolcow of Minecraft is luddy"