CowStar - All Star Ludwig Minecraft Parody
by Don Parmesan
For the homies in peechat Something something parody something fair use transformative blah blah Lyrics Somebody once told me that lud was gonna troll me He's not the smartest cow on the screen He was looking up and down at the bastion with a frown And we knew he would not reach his dreams Well, the cow keeps mooing and he don't stop mooing Zero food left, back to coal he is moving Doesn't make sense not to send this run We only died twice, we don't sink in cum So much is left for him to get, But there's still some time left to throw yet You'll never gold if you don't coal But ludwig's just getting old Hey Lud, You're a lolcow, get it twisted, lock in Hey Lud, You're a mooer, maybe one day you'll win All that glitters is gold, too bad chudwig will never know It's a cool place, way up there it's golder You think he's chopped now? Wait til he gets older But the people in chat beg to differ Judging by the number of PraygeBelievers The line he takes is getting pretty thin The lavas looking nice, bet he's gonna take a swim His shits on fire, now it's gone Now he's coping and crashing out at spawn Hey Lud, You're a lolcow, not a closer, lock in Hey Lud, Keep on mooing, we all love it, cowwig All that glitters is gold, too bad chudwig will never know