ludwig's vanity - parody of butcher's vanity
by Kwim
lyrics: chat tells him to learn pre-emptive they tell him to learn some bastion routes they say he can't keep himself from queueing another minecraft speedrun ranked chat worships feinberg, a master oh, they tell lud leaping is a sin but lud's desire, it's bottomless he's gonna queue until he hits gold and he wins the grind is on chat loves to see him lose his mind get ragebaited, he is not farming for the clips so clip his play, laugh away he's the lolcow for today he's still gonna go and climb to gold to miss the pearl clutch in the end fight oh, to get killed by some mad piglins perfectly dying to a creeper serving the finest mcsr fails why would he learn the game of minecraft? oh, how bout he learns from his mistakes it's pride that guides his speedruns with impulsiveness 5 perfect games until he hits gold and he's done the grind is on chat loves to see him lose his mind get ragebaited, he is not farming for the clips so clip his death, laugh away he's the lolcow for today he's still gonna go and climb to gold oh, lolcow intriguing work of art your heart, your mind how does it think in game so clip his fail, laugh away he's the lolcow for today he's still gonna go and climb to gold to reach gold one, he needs to win his games, he needs to kill the dragon half-bow crystals, 6 explosives but lud, you should be careful that you won't waste a good seed that you won't throw your ELO don't go back to horrid coal mines to reach gold one, he needs to win his games, he needs to kill the dragon one perch cycle, 5 explosives he wants to be in gold one rank netherite, he will defy god, oh, fuck infume and the chat he'll chase his dreams to hit gold one all night the grind is on chat loves to see him lose his mind get ragebaited, he is not farming for the clips so clip his rage, laugh away he's the lolcow for today he's still gonna go and climb to gold and so the grind goes on he won't give up this endless fight his broken pride each loss so heartless in its right all that he wins, 49 29 Ls and 4 draws rarely forfeits, resetting his runs oh, chudwig intriguing work of art your heart, your mind how does it think in game so clip his run, laugh away he's the lolcow for today he's still gonna go and climb to gold still queueing, stuck in iron 3