"Cake" (Parody of "Beer" by Itchyworms)
by Soleroy
idk what "iron" in tagalog is so i used "bakal" also im js bad at tagalog lyrics: it seems that lud cant take the cake cuz lud chokes all his games and when he tries to climb elo he drives himself insane and all the flowers that we leave ontop his grave we dug because he died from all the shit feinberg gave it's always some dumb shit like falling into lava or dying to piglins but yeah he just doesnt take the cake gold 1, my guy cant reach gold 1 ever and as we watch all of his rank points disappear our plan to reach gold 1 will always just be near and all of these plans were just lost when you left the stream and so right now id like to take a shot for every time you lost elo i just cannot believe youve reached a point sooo low and every drop will taste so great as i watch you fall into the void oh cmon ludwig please just take the cake Nais kong magpakasabog Dahil gulat ako Kahit ano, hihithitin Kahit tambutso Kukuha 'ko ng isang shot, at kukuha ako ng tatlumpung pa ksi nawal ang utak mo Lahat ay aking gagawin upang hindi ko na isiping washed na ang mcsr goat ko Ibuhos na ang cake sa lalamunan ni ludwig ksi parang wala na siyang kinakain hay tangina, asan kana stronghold sa tatlumpung minuto tara na ludwig, kunin mo na ang cake mo Lolcow, ikaw ay isang lol na lolcow Ang mga araw na hindi sana naglaho nasaan ang gold 1 mo na pinlano Lahat ng ito'y nawala no'ng tumigil sa bakal Kaya ngayon Ibuhos na ang cake sa lalamunan ni ludwig ksi parang wala na siyang kinakain hay tangina, asan kana stronghold sa tatlumpung minuto tara na ludwig, tara na ludwig tara na ludwig, kunin mo na ang cake mo