"Choke" (Parody of "Burn" from Hamilton)
by Soleroy
lyrics: I saved every vod that you published From the moment I watched them, I knew you would mine You said you would mine I thought you would mine Do you know what feinberg said When we saw your first mcsr live? he said, "Be careful with that one, chat He will constantly choke and die" You and your vods were my safeplace Your outplays left me defenseless You built us palaces out of 23s You built win streaks I'm rewatching the vods that you published I'm searching and scanning for answers in every line For some kind of sign for why you cant climb you seemed to just choke choke Feinberg published the flamevids he made of you He told the whole world how you always ran out of your bed In showing you're washed, you have ruined our lives Do you know what chat said When they saw your stream reach hour 12 they said, "weve subbed to a sisyphus, to the void he's forever felled" You and your chat obsessed with your legacy Your speedrun strats border on senselss And not even senseless, just bad execution thats how feinberg perceives you You, you, you you're erasing your self from your c tier Let future moguls live on and wonder how ludwig reacted being worse than a fart crammed like a minecart I'm watching you choke Watching choke Oh ludwig you aint very smart you forget when to place all your beds youve proved whatever feinberg has said you've lost capability lost every ranked match that mightve redeemed you You forfeit all rights to gold 1 You forfeit your sub 15 run your speedruns are always undone With only the memories of when you were live I hope you dont choke