ludwig parody (reincarnated kendrick lamar)
by captchafree
from the perspective of the lolcow lyrics: [Verse 1] Dropped in a village, running round like a chud No clue what I'm doing, runs ending with a thud placed into coal one, straight outta luck The lolcow of Minecraft, the world’s laughing stock. I was new to the game, I didn’t know left from right, Took a creeper to the face. BOOM! first death of the night No shield in my hand, got rocked by a skelly horde Spent 10 minutes punching stone, couldn’t even craft a sword Every run a long joke, my splits hilariously late Hour-long stronghold nav at a glacial pace Yet I wore each loss proudly, never rage-quit or bailed Each “You lose” screen just meant yet another try prevailed From the ashes of failure, I respawned undeterred Coal rank purgatory, prisoner of my own absurd They all swore, “Rage bait! He can’t be for real, right?” But here I am, truly ass, getting cooked every night I thought my god gamer skills would carry me through, But the block game said “nope”, I had so much left to do Opps de-ranking from above just to face me for clout, Turning each match to a circus as they sought to stomp me out My fails went mainstream, compilations on replay, But each lost game only fueled me every day. Every loss lit a fire, deep from within So I queued up again, still chasing a win [Verse 2] From coal up to iron rank, a small spark to my game I mastered the portal, and I enter the flames I quickly find the bastion, leaving nothing to chance But I die upon entry, cause I can’t find gold pants Now I’m running it back, but my items are gone Try to bridge with no blocks, hogs jump me at spawn Blazes drop zero rods, wither skellies attack, A stray ghast bombs my bridge, setting me back. I throw a pearl hang, to save a second or two Surely that’ll make the difference here at minute 42 The bourgeois, hatewatch my pain Milking each fail for content and monetary gain Each lava death, a baptism of my soul I’m reborn more determined, eyes fixed on my goal To climb out of iron and finally clutch that gold Inspiring generations from the young to the old [Verse 3] Here I am, on the doorstep of gold, at last Battle-scarred, but sharper from trials of past Just a few wins away, I’m running on fumes But this last stretch is brutal, I can’t find my groove To the stronghold I go, halls built like a maze 29 doors later, I’m lost in a haze I find the portal room at last and I place all the eyes Chug some flesh as I enter, I’m in for a ride I jump into the End, staring down the dragon with my nerves running high Choke the first perch as I watch my plan go awry With “you lose” on the screen as the dragon takes flight I fall to my knees, and I shout up to the skies Father, all this grind I’m still giving my all I’m playing hours every day so that my progress won’t stall Never once did I surrender; always playing more, Coming back each time with skills even better than before Every loss has made me stronger, every seed has fed my soul But all this time in iron, has taken its toll If there's something that I'm missing, to finally find success Please tell me what it is. I won't settle for less Son, you've been grinding hard through long sleepless nights That stubborn resolve you have has been a dangerous light Every blunder taught balance, every death cut the lies Now tell me what you practiced, all the drills and the tries I studied the crab, memorized every step Trained every single day, putting in all the reps Learned every bastion route, so that I wouldn't choke Then I drilled one-cycles, turned that dragon to smoke I hardened my mental, like a monk on a hill Turned chaos into strategy, I honed every skill Kept faith in myself, kept forging my will Every time I respawned, I came back stronger still My child, you’ve grown strong; your resolve is now clear All those trials you have weathered, have brought your goal near Forget your last stumble, this is where you begin Now speak your intention, and we’ll watch you lock in I know where I'm headed, my purpose is clear I'll stick to my course and I’ll relinquish all fear Each run will be steady, with focus inside Each death taught a lesson, I wear it with pride Stay cool under pressure. Stay sharp and aligned Be proof that ”I can’t” is just a lie of the mind Transform from a meme, yeah im proving my worth Now watch me lock in, here on this blocky earth My son, you are ready now to answer the call Every loss was a lesson. Now you’ve mastered them all If you truly have learned, and your mind feels awake Then let’s rejoice in this moment, the redemption you make