Blank Elo (Ludwig Parody of Blank Space/Blitz)
by MostDangerousOfNator
Blank Space: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg Blitz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ePqoHvUAhs Lyrics: Getting bored of Forsen I should find a new speedrunner December, 2025 Saw the stream and I thought Oh my god, look it’s Ludwig Speedrunning Minecraft Ranked So I guess I'll watch the stream Crashing out every game Dying in the bastion all day long Everybody beats this guy Because he is so so bad But hey, he can climb Learn all the strats from TalkingMime Streamsnipers everywhere But he still keeps grinding to be fair So he keeps on playing And gets a sub 30 Feinberg is hatewatching Infoomi hates women A new Ranked season starts up With Iron 1 in his sight He keeps going with a single dream that One day he’ll be Netherite Gonna queue another match But he knows he’s gonna lose Trying to get more elo Put yourself in his shoes Got a long list of hatewatchers No elo to be gained He can’t make it to gold lolcow But that's just the game Ludwig gets a new account Feinberghairline is now playing Finally got out of Coal But he only really wants one thing To get up to Gold rank Hope his elo does not tank Wait he’s still 300 elo away, oh no Screaming, crying, at the game As he dies to an enderman Snowcrab did the same thing He can’t really feel too bad Oh my god, he’s dead again How is he still so bad? Feinberg keeps going live again Soon he’ll join the Netherite bourgeoisie So he keeps on playing And gets a sub 20 Feinberg still hatewatching Infoomi hates women A new lolcow stream starts up With Iron 3 in his sight He keeps going with a single dream that One day he’ll be Netherite Gonna queue another match But he knows he’s gonna lose Trying to get more elo Put yourself in his shoes Got a long list of hatewatchers No elo to be gained He can’t make it to gold lolcow But that's just the game Our lolcow almost at Gold finally But he still loses elo consistently Our lolcow almost at Gold finally But he still loses elo consistently So he keeps on playing And gets a low 15 Feinberg still hatewatching Infoomi hates women A new lolcow stream starts up With Gold now in his sight He keeps going with a single dream that One day he’ll be Netherite Gonna queue another match But he knows he’s gonna lose Trying to get more elo Put yourself in his shoes Got a long list of hatewatchers No elo to be gained He can’t make it to gold lolcow But that's just the game