Chudwig's MCSR Day (Ft. Feinberg, Feinberg, Feinberg & Feinberg)
by Voomie
this was a take and a half and i was half asleep dont judge me im in my 20s my voice just sounds like that epic lyrics to sing along to: Ah Good morning world! And all who run in it Jump out of bed Turn on the computer to start some runs now Full steam ahead Time to prove to everyone that I'm not a lolcow This kind of stream Couldn't get much better, but I'll keep on trying Gold is my dream Somewhere there's a iron golem that needs frying And who's the lucky chud in the village who is getting his wheat? Who's always good at managing his inventory? Feinberg, it's me Happy just to be here in the village to start MCSR How I love this part MCSR Before I fuck up the nether portal On a beautiful MCSR day Good morning Feinberg! (Uh, is it morning already?) It sure is And I was running all night! (Still in Iron 2!) I missed a chat This busy schedule makes it hard to be me To stay on track Now I'll have to read it while I'm watching Luddy There might not be time for some sleep, but I'll do what I can I'm hatewatching Ludwig as much as I can Oh, every single run! I'm spending all day inside of my favorite room (favorite rock) MCSR Now, what the hell was that play? (Rhymes with rock) MCSR Nothing surprises me anymore (rhymes with rock) It's a typical MCSR day Good morning, Feinberg! (Another run, another migraine) When I want some simple nav he doesn't know where to go A stupid little chud can't get just one good run With this two birch saplings in his hotbar He'll never make a shovel Typical MCSR day We now follow Chudwig to the bastion Home to his best friends the hogs Hard at work on his latest gold trades Boy howdy, that was close! It's just a little choke, means nothing to me A few more hours at most And I'll be all the way back in Iron 3 And then this little chud, this big lolcow Will spread his wings and fly A little girl with an ender pearl Until I miss and die I click respawn and in the overworld On a typical MCSR day Bye piggies! I'm off to the fortress, to kill some blazes Ah, yes MCSR's most popular choking establishment Home to the only blaze rods Filled to the brim with blazes and failed blaze beds And across town, the least popular choking spot The End Portal Where the zero cycle will never be completed Two pivotal points where every runner fails one way or another Fire from the west Everywhere you look, the lavas dark and runny Fire res is best When you throw pearls and your name is Luddy Laugh while you can Until the day your lolcow gets world record I've got a plan And I went to college, so you know it's clever (cuz im an englsih major) They say that PBs don't matter if you win you run Ha, who would say that? Probably some forfeiting chud Soon the day will come When I win a run It's just a matter of time 'Til I cross the finish line And this run is all mine! Just a typical MCSR day Chudwig reporting for duty at the greatest stronghold in the overwold Where's the portal? It's Ludwig stronghold navigation day. Just think Feinberg, my darling hatewatcher One day we'll be on the same level Soon as I graduate from Iron 3, I'll join the netherite bourgesee! (But you haven't hit gold yet!) Uh, Feinberg If you don't want to actually run right now I know someone who'd be great for the job! (You? My boy, you're just a wee Iron 3 chud! A lolcow's all you'll ever be!) Why can't he see? I wore Patriots beanie and I've got my PB Maybe it's me Am I just a simple chud that'll never DC? Come on Feinberg, I could do it if you just let me PB Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Netherite Luddy!" I would never rest, until I was the best! Chudwig get back in the run! It's prime farming time! In the run renowned MCSR The sub 30 MCSR And the chud shines down, the chud shines down (sun shines down, sun shines down) The chud shines down, the chud shines down (sun shines down) It's a typical (incredible) A regular (exceptional) An ordinary (extraordinary) MCSR Day MCSR day MCSR, MCSR, MCSR, MCSR MCSR day!