The Dark LOLcow Ludwig (MCSR Parody Lyrics of The Dark Beast Sotetseg)
by Moshu Kyoi
Music is from "Old School RuneScape - The Dark Beast Sotetseg" with some editing by me to shorten the music: https://youtu.be/PToU3WIONsw?si=f2_EBOWtnxZNJ0XQ Thumbnail, lyrics, and subtitles made by me Community Ludwig parody songs (lolcow tunes): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGCkUufkxhu4Xd7zsVBgKMyGQH3S0pcca [Sotetseg Verse] Now you're here, the end is near All of the trials and tribulations you had faced Led to this, one final cheer All the chatters watching you running through the world with haste Clean nether portal with all the pressure Fast e-ray for the bastion treasure TAS pearls for the fortress venture One more cycle with the last end enter [Shadow Realm Verse] In your runs, coal one calls Praying for your own downfall Every death, each reset Slowly breaking your mindset Can you prove that each match... shows your... mettle... Or will each loss crumble... and tear your... mental... In your runs, coal one calls Doubters cheer with every fall Every step, each mistake Clippers laugh at your headache Can you show that you will... make it... to gold... Or will you be condemned... in iron.. and fold... [Tirannwn Verse] But remembered when you started, you were at the very bottom Started out at season 9 and your lowest was 210 Clippers want to see you fail so you could be their content farm And the Netherites profited from every single fall But you worked your a** off, look at where you came from now HBG and doubters thought at first they had a smoking gun Now take a look at your results, you fully made it out of coal And you're finally on the cusp of reaching gold one Now, you're almost at the end-game Just a few more matches for you to claim So you shatter the lolcow allegations And provide a journey that will feed generations Look at what you've done for all of MCSR Ranked Players coming round the globe reaching new concurrent counts Despite every single blow that reinforces all your woes You persevered worse from the Foddy games alone And today is now the day, no matter all the matches faced Feinberg, Infume, Netherites, as well as Twitch and YouTube chat Watching every single act, waiting for the curtain call With a chant echoing from years long ago... Go lud go Go lud go Go, Go, Go, Go Go lud go Go lud go [Sotetseg Verse] Now you're here, the end is near All of the trials and tribulations you had faced Led to this, one final cheer All the chatters watching you running through the world with haste Clean nether portal with all the pressure Fast e-ray for the bastion treasure TAS pearls for the fortress venture One more cycle with the last end enter [Shadow Realm Ending Verse] One more match, gold one calls Welcoming you to their halls Every trade, every blaze One more step to massive praise Will this one match lead to... the end with... gold one... Will this one match lead to... the end with... gold one...