Semi Chud Life (Third Eye Blind Parody)
by Josh Lukin
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo He’s fat and he’s chudwig He’s smiling’, he’s livin’, he’s dying’ He lives for chat, says he lives for chat Ovation, his own motivation He comes 'round, down on the piglins And he makes chat smile, like a chud for us Doo ever what you wanna doo, hittin’ gold with you Keep on smilin' what he goes through One stop, to the dragon that divides you And I speak to you like the blaze in the fort Break another gold like a chud with a goal Come on like a freak show, takes the stage We give him the games to play, he said I want lud to win To get me through this Semi-chud kinda life, baby, baby I want ‘em to hit gold I'm not listenin' when lud says Goodbye Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo The cow was lol, he was gold, he was throwin’ runs of his through his nose And I wish he could get back there, someplace back there Smilin in the vids you would make Breakin’ end crystals’ll lift you up until you break It won't stop, I won't come down, I won’t perch With a chest hole rhythm, a jump for the gold And then he jumped up, he took the hit that he was given Then he won again, then he won again, he said How do I get back there To the place where I slayed the ender dragon? How do I get myself back to The place where he said I want led to win To get me through this Semi-chud kinda life, baby, baby I want ‘em to hit gold I'm not listenin' when bud say Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, no, no Goodbye Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo He will reach gold, it was told He won’t throw his runs through his nose And I know he could get back there, someplace back there And he’s not even that fatttttt Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo-doo, doo I want somethin' else