Better Than You, a lolcow parody
by Rimuru Yuu
a parody of a parody of Stronger Than You from that one show I made this in an hour for the chud. Lyrics idk: It's a beautiful stream tonight Lols are cowing, chats are baiting On days like this, chuds like you Should be staying in coal. [Verse 1] Turn around lud, it'd be a crime If I had to go back on the points that I gambled for you So don't die over that mine Or else, friend, you're gonna have a sad fein But chuds like you don't play by the rules And guys like me, it's so easy to craft basic tools So let's go, let the match get chiller Kidding, you'll just die in the Nether. [Pre-Chorus] Go ahead and try to hit gold if you're able Guess you've figured now that throwing's off the table I can tell you're getting really sick of trying But I think you're just mad you keep dying You're not gonna win, you'll be in coal forever Oh what you're iron, huh whatever? I know you call draw each time I meet ya But I'll always be right back here to beat ya [Chorus] I know you're made o-o-o-o-of LO-O-O-O-OLL, CO-O-O-O-OWW LO-O-O-O-OLL, CO-O-O-O-OWW, LO-O-L-C-OWW [Verse 2] This is where it stops, this is where it ends Pigs and Hogs always kill you, well, you better try again But no matter how I watch you, you managed to always throw Do you just like the feeling... of Feinberg's laughing at your lows. [Pre-Chorus] Go ahead and try to hit gold if you're able You should know by now that throwing's off the table Think that you can craft an axe like you did last time? Well, you crafted a hoe idiot, so reset time I know you made your friends all disappear Grinding ranked's what you care about its why youre here. Dying's a mercy, Go hit the luddy Fein's hairline's nonexistent [Chorus] I know you're made o-o-o-o-of LO-O-O-O-OLL, CO-O-O-O-OWW But I think I'm better than you