Welcome to the Ludwig Stream (Welcome to the Internet Ludwig Parody)
by Snitch
Lyrics: Welcome to the Ludwig stream Have a look around Throws that have never happened happen to this lolcow We've got countless world resets Some bad, some worse If you think that he'll win this match then you'd be the first Welcome to the Ludwig stream Come and take a seat He thinks that he will reach gold but cannot get some any seed There's no need to forfeit He's, trying his best, haha Dear god just safety bed and put this to rest Welcome to the Ludwig stream What would you prefer? Would you like to fight the netherites or pay bills for feinberg? No ragebait No clipfarm He's dumb in the brain He's really that ass and it comes with his age Welcome to the Ludwig stream No surprise he died Here's this chud falling in lava Here's a sub 1 hour blind There's infoomi, and feinberg, hatewatching you more And a bunch of misnamed bastion routes like double triple manhunt to triple to gap into beefsalad hole Welcome to the Ludwig stream Clearing out his slots Spends 15 years in the portal room just throwing out his blocks Zero improvement since placements One match left in store Don't act surprised, you know he'll queue up once more This lolcows addicted He dies every time I blink Man you really couldn't script this Holy fuck can this guy think Oh twenty two, up your IQ All that learning and you still threw Please get a coach, practice is due cause that's what legendary players do Here's a tip to loot a bastion He'll mail you a bomb I'm waiting for the laugh track cue His life feels like a sitcom The bastion routes that you use They do not exist Oliver has filtered seeds to give bad seeds to ludwig Could I interest you in iron 3, all of the time? A little bit of iron 3, all of the time? Bourgeoisie is watching me And ill be here all night I'll be here in iron 3 All of the time Could I interest you in iron 3, all of the time? A little bit of iron 3, all of the time? Bourgeoisie is watching me And ill be here all night I'll be here in iron 3 All of the time You know, it wasn't always like this Not very long ago Just before your runs Right before the calc debate, circa '21 They'd triangulate To locate A stronghold or two We sealed our fate, with ninjabrain Waiting Then you, you, incapable you You pulled out your trusty paint app It was math you knew And then ranked forced your hand Did the math for you Now look at you, oh Look at you, you, you Unwatchable, lolcow chud Your time is now a 15, how? Luddy, how you grew And if you leave the nether We know what you'll do It was always the plan To put the calc in your hand evil laugh Could I interest you in iron 3, all of the time? A bit of iron 3, all of the time? Bourgeoisie is watching me And ill be here all night I'll be here in iron 3 All of the time Could I interest you in iron 3, all of the time? A little bit of iron 3, all of the time? Bourgeoisie is watching me And ill be here all night I'll be here in iron 3 And I'll be here in iron 3 And I'll be here in iron 3 And all of the time