Lolcowian Chudsthirty(Bohemian Rhapsody parody)
by Cabezamani
On god we're headbanging to this(P.S. if you see this Lud I love your videos they've helped me through my hard days!) Lyrics Am I a lolcow Is it just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from my iron 3 Open your eyes, look Up to the chat and see I’m just a lolcow, I need your primes please Because I’m easy come easy go Little clutch, little throw Anyway the pearls go doesn’t really matter to me, mee Chat, just threw a run Went to nether placed a bed Clicked on it and now I’m dead Chat It had just begun But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away Chat oooooh, didn’t mean to make you cry If I don’t stream again this time tomorrow Carry on carry on I got stream sniped not that it matters Too late, my time has come If I get gold then I’ll be fine No more lolcow not this time Goodbye iron 3 I’ve got to go Gotta leave you all behind and get the gold Chat ooooo(anyway the chud throws) I don’t wanna die I sometimes wish I’d never begun at all I see a little moderator in the chat Yeah that's Tim yeah that’s Tim Will he put the clip on stream Fortress and a bastion very very frightening me (Feinberg)Feinberg(Feinberg)Feinberg, FeinbergSpeedrunner, I'm gonna throw I’m just a fat chud,nobody loves me (He’s just a fat chud from an inbred family) (Spare him his life from this monstrosity) Easy clutch, easy throw, will you let me gold Bismallah! No, we will not let you gold(let him gold) Bismallah!we will not let you gold(let him gold) Bismallah!we will not let you gold(let him gold) Will not let you gold(let me gold) Will not let you gold, never,never,never(let me gold) No,no,no,no,no,no,no Youtube chat, and twitch chat, both of chats let me gold Oliver has a sniper put aside for me, for me, more,for me So you think you can snipe me and leave me to die So you think you can prime me and I just won’t try Oh,chat, can’t do this to me, chat Just gotta get out, just gotta get right into gold Oooo Oooh,yeah,ooh,yeah Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing except gold to me Anyway the chud throws