runaway from the bastion (ludwig mcsr parody)
by DonoMessCS
i made this in like an hour this isn't meant to be good have a good day lyrics: Lud u always do, yeah, u always do something wrong You been throwing the same damn runs just way too long you're so gifted at dying and letting Feinberg roast So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast to the lolcow Let's have a toast for the runs lost Let's have a toast for the piglins Every one of them who've slayed lud Let's have a toast for runs lost And all the ELO its cost Ludwig, I got a plan Run away fast as you can Lud got a picture in his dms Feinberg sent a picture of his run I don't know what it is with ludwig I swear he just wants to clip farm See he could have him a good run And still throw it for the clip clicks And he'll blame everything on fein Please stick to something that you're good with Lud u always do, yeah, u always do something wrong You been throwing the same damn runs just way too long you're so gifted at dying and letting Feinberg roast So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast to the lolcow Let's have a toast for the runs lost Let's have a toast for the piglins Every one of them who've slayed lud Let's have a toast for runs lost And all the ELO its cost Ludwig, I got a plan Run away fast as you can Run away from the bastion Ah, run away Run away from the bastion Run away When the run gets crazy Please run away Ludwig, I got a plan, run away as fast as you can Run away from the bastion Run away Run away from the bastion Run away When the run gets crazy Why can't you just run away? Ludwig, I got a plan Run away as fast as you can Twenty minute run, 465 elo stays on his mind I-I-I-Im in coal II, alright alright, I admit it Now pick your next move, forfeit or live with it Treasure bastion with that motherfuckin' gold block Blind and go where? Back to the fortress? Haha, knock if off, calc and pop off One cycle the dragon, please, knock it off chatters like vultures, wanna laugh at lolcow moments you cant blame em need dopamine every moment every block every run every forfeit comes with a mental toll, Ludwig face it you should reset if you can't do the basics plenty lols in the cow-chud matrix blinded out, the ender is faceless im a chud, based, and tasteless, D Never was much of a runner I could never take the stress on me And I know it did damage Cause the way you're running is killing me I guess you knew of that advantage Cause you could blame chat for everything And I don't know how we'll manage If one day you get gold three Lud u always do, yeah, u always do something wrong You been throwing the same damn runs just way too long you're so gifted at dying and letting Feinberg roast So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast to the lolcow Let's have a toast for the runs lost Let's have a toast for the piglins Every one of them who've slayed lud Let's have a toast for runs lost And all the ELO its cost Ludwig, I got a plan Run away fast as you can