lolcow story (love story parody)
by Pandobra
yay he played it https://youtu.be/pTOyjn7E8Dk?t=19284 You were just coal when I first saw you I close my eyes and the flashback starts You’re standin' there In a fortress in the nether air See the respawn anchor, see the glowstone dust See you throw your glowstone on top And say, "lolcow" Little did I know That you Ludwig, you were feinberghairline And infume said, "thats the smoking gun" And you were cryin' on the livestream Beggin' for, "Just 10 primes, " and I said Lolcow, take me to the highest peaks of gold I'll be watching, you already climbed out of coal You are thirty and five foot three It's a lowcow story luddy please hit gold So you peek out into the bastion to get pearls You do mogul’s hole, 'cause its the fastest route You close your eyes Escape the hoglins for a little while, oh oh 'Cause you lolcow, I had a believer prediction But then chat said that "He can’t do it" But this was everything to me I was beggin' you, "Please don't throw, " and I said Lolcow, take me to the highest peaks of gold I'll be watching, you already climbed out of coal You are thirty and five foot three It's a lowcow story luddy please hit gold Lolcow, save me, they're tryna say you dont got it. This climb is difficult, but it's real Don't be afraid, just hit the one cycle It's a lowcow story luddy please hit gold Oh, oh I got tired of waiting Wonderin' if you were ever gunna succeed My faith in you was fading When i saw the eyes fall in lava, and i said Lolcow, save me, I've been fiending for a win I keep waiting for it, but you always throw Is this in my head? I don't know what to think You pearled to the fountain and pulled out a bed And said, "Gold is coming I'll never have to be iron Down with feinberg and all the bourgeoisie A perfect one cycle, more wins are coming It's a lolcow story, luddy, please hit gold Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh 'Cause you were just coal when i first saw you