Chud Shop (Thrift Shop Lolcow Parody)
by Taginator104
We makin' in it out of coal with this one Lyrics: Hey Ludwig, are you a lolcow? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Oh! Oh! Ow! Gotta speed run some craft Only got 20 obby in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm blindin', lookin’ for the stronghold This is fuckin awesome Now, hop into the queue like, "What up? You see my win streak." Nah, I’m just kidding, last match I drew with a coal three Routes in the bastion be so so cocky The people like, "Damn, that's a fat-ass lolcow" Boatin’ in to lava deep, headed to the crimson tree Dressed in all yellow cause those piggies how they love to screech Pitch of eyes at three degrees, inbred streamer that is me Feinberg is gonna watch this, you see my calc spreadsheet? (tssss) But shit, it’ll surely get clipped! (waga) Buildin’ it, sparkin’ it, portal in and say “Those Were The Days” Countin up on those bastion gaps, the opps they’re at the blazes man It’s scuffed but I’m not done with it, I am leapin’ and fallin’ and Saving my speedrun and I'm hella happy, that's a W bitch I will throw on ruined portal I will throw on all the seeds No, for real, man Olivier Can I have a village please? (Thank you) A good blacksmith and four gold ingots Dear god can just we find some obby and six iron maybe seven They had a village toolsmith (yeah), I robbed the village toolsmith (yeah) I got a neat bucket, I can feel the ELO Hello, hello, doubters on my solo Jack Black ain't got nothing on my flint game, hell no I could use some Prime Subs, on YouTube, I lose those The chatters all will be like, "Aw, why did he craft a hoe?" Gotta speed run some craft Only got 20 obby in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm blindin’, lookin’ for the stronghold This is fucking awesome Gotta speed run some craft Only got 20 obby in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm blindin’, lookin’ for the stronghold This is fucking awesome What you know about runnin the routes in bastion? What you knowing about piglins in the thousands? I'm clicking, I'm clicking, I'm tryna one cyc the dragon One man's streamer, that's another man's lolcow Thank your game devs for curating this bad seeding On runs, 'cause right now, I'm stuck in iron three I'm in the queue, you can find me in the trenches I'm not, I'm not doomqueueing its called clip farming man (man) Infume, Skycrab, Doogile, Lowkey I'll take those netherite bougisesses down yeah I rock those motherfuckers The sub 3 nether and good rates on that motherfucker I hit the PR and they stop in that motherfucker They be like, "Oh that’s Ludwig, go check the disc" I'm like, "Yo, who’s at the top of the Twitch cat?" Come in with your subscriptions, let's do some simple addition 50 prime subs for a lolcow, that's a little parasocial (shit) I call that getting yoinked and twisted (shit) I call that getting tricked by a chudwig, this stream’s hella dough But watchin’ the same one as 10k other people in this world is a hella don't Peep game, come take a look through my pie ray scope Try to get good at the game, man, you hella won't Man, you hella won't (lolcow, poppin' primes, yeah) Gotta speed run some craft Only got 20 obby in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm blindin’, lookin’ for da stronghold This is fucking awesome I hate the bourgeoisie Way up in netherite They all look down and vow You will be that fat lolcow I hate the bourgeoisie (damn right) Way up in netherite (uh, come on, man) They all look down and say (fat ass cow) Rank of gold? No, not today (let's go, we coming) Gotta speed run some craft Only got 20 obby in my pocket I'm, I'm, I'm blindin’, lookin’ for da stronghold This is fucking awesome (hahaha) Is that your grandma’s rank?