LOLCOW VANITY(Ludwig Minecraft Parody of BUTCHER VANITY)
by HanaNotFlower
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBFftpQxxM&list=RDvjBFftpQxxM&start_radio=1 DISCLAIMER: NO GENERATIVE AI IS USED IN THIS SONG, IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW THIS IS VOCALOID the parodys need some hype song, so i made it, hope it's not too late for him to check out my song (and i'll probably miss the stream but that's ok), what a nice way to waste 6 hours of my life, spend way too much time on the head bopping Lyrics: They say my gameplay's a problem They tell me to quit MCSR They say I'll never reach Gold One If I keep using my own bastion route They worship Netherite bourgeoisie Oh, they tell me LOLCOW you can't win But my desire it's bottomless Just watch me ban all the doubters till I PB The slaughter's on 22 show you how it's done Unsatisfied Play sad until I get Twitch Primes Boot up the game, play some ranked 这游戏让我沉醉 (This game's intoxicating) I still got the LOLCOW in my veins To throw you off with secret practice Oh, to measure with Ninjabrain Bot Perfectly build a magma portal I'll make sure Feinberg have nothing to hatewatch Why would I forfeit like a loser? Oh, why can't you shut your fucking mouth? It's love that keeps me playing and gets better at it A perma ban to fix the horror on your face The slaughter's mine Fuck Oliver I wanna cry Thanks for the Prime Next game I'll start the winning climb To Netherite 我存在 (There I am) Thanks for 血淋淋的爱 (The dripping, bloody love) I'll devour all of you in time Oh, Minecraft Aortic work of art My love, my grind It's filling up my life Queue up again, locking in 这游戏让我沉醉 (This game's intoxicating) I still got the LOLCOW in my veins To enter Nether I want To trade the bastion I want To kill the blazes Before my opponent do so Feinberg, you should be grateful That I don't copystrike you That all my hate will form a Villain arc to simply die for To get the measure I want To fill the portal I want To kill the dragon No more failing the one cycle I need to win to reach Gold One Prove that there's no smoking gun Tim, oh shut the circus song I'll lock in, FEINBERG, DON'T TYPE IN MY CHAT! The slaughter's on 22 show you how it's done Unsatisfied Play sad until I get Twitch Primes Queue up again, locking in 这游戏让我沉醉 (This game's intoxicating) I still got the LOLCOW in my veins And now the slaughter's mine Till I die six or seven times My broken pride I dare you trash on my hairline Look at Feinberg, Infoomi These neurotypical teens Play Minecraft so much, hairline's receding Oh, Minecraft Aortic work of art My love, my grind It's filling up my life Queue up the game, locking in 这游戏让我沉醉 (This game's intoxicating) I still got the Lolcow in my veins Still playing, lost another game